We Be Goblins

The Licktoad goblins of Brinestump Marsh are in an uproar: their precious fireworks—symbols of goblin prestige, power, and glorious boom‑boom mayhem—have been stolen by the exiled cannibal goblin Vorka. Determined to reclaim these treasures (and loudly brag about it forever), Chief Gutwad drafts a handful of “volunteers” into service—meaning whoever he can intimidate, threaten, or sit on.

Before they can set out, these unlucky heroes must endure the tribe’s traditional trials of bravery, stupidity, and questionable hygiene. Only after surviving these sacred goblin rites do they march into Brinestump Marsh, armed with stolen weapons, terrible ideas, and far more confidence than competence.