Stealing Wine from the Wizards

The goblins have decided there’s no quest more heroic than stealing something—anything—from the wizards, and obviously the best plan is to storm their tower like an angry mob. With stolen robes three sizes too big, an axe they can barely lift, and torches they keep accidentally setting each other on fire with, they march toward the tower brimming with confidence and zero competence.

Will they actually make it inside, or will the wizards be defeated simply by laughing too hard? Either way, something’s getting burned, broken, or blown up, and it’s probably the goblins.