In a rare moment of collective genius (or shared concussion), the goblins decide the only way to stop the orcs from murdering them is to legally ask them to stop. Unfortunately, to serve a cease‑and‑desist, one goblin must become a Judge… which means first becoming a Lawyer… which means passing the dreaded B.A.R.R. exam, a test that proves their totally real vampire powers, because everyone knows lawyers are blood‑sucking creatures of the night.
Now this gaggle of green disasters must cram for an exam they can’t spell, master vampire abilities they don’t have, and avoid being eaten by the very orcs they’re trying to sue. Expect spilled blood (mostly theirs), broken laws (all of them), and a courtroom drama so incompetent it might actually summon a real vampire.
Will a goblin rise to the rank of Judge, or will the only thing they successfully serve be themselves—on a platter? The Great Battle Camp is about to witness the most catastrophic legal career in history.